The Grouch Who Stole Chanukah

November 8, 2011

Halloween has just passed. Thanksgiving is still a couple of weeks away. And the New Year? Well, that depends which calendar you're looking at!

Visit any mall or big box store, however, and you'd swear, perhaps quite literally, that it was Christmas eve. The garland is hanging. The glitter and glitz is spangled. The sleigh awaits Santa's tufted tuchas. And, oh yes, the Christmas music (I'd say "holiday," but I don't hear too many Chanukah songs blaring over the speakers at Macy*s) plays 24/7, beckoning -- or is it "annoying?" -- shoppers, who are moved to either buy their stocking stuffers before the leaves have fallen off the trees or, better yet, to shop online, from the comfort of their easy chairs, sans "Come All Ye Faithful."

With this, an ode to the season -- or next season, or the Independence Day Sale to be held in March. Read on:

Deck The Shuls With Loaves Of Challah


 ‘Twas the night before Halloween

And all through the malls

Visions of Sugar Plums

festooned the walls

 

Ghouls and goblins

Were nary in sight

Yet holiday music

Blared through the night

 

Christmas is but one day

Chanukah is eight

Where are the dreydels?

Are we too late?

 

Holiday shoppers

A retailer’s dream

Still listening to Jingle Bells

Is making us scream

 

If we celebrate Christmas

Nearly two months away

Let’s at least give a nod to Chanukah

Come Valentine’s Day

 

On Jacob, on Moses

On all Maccabees

We’ll light the Menorah

When they put up those trees

 

Oh, we’re not complaining

Who are we to kvetch?

But face it, October?

What’s with the Creche?

 

The season once kicked off

With the Macy*s Parade

Santa Ho-Hoing

A sleigh bell serenade

 

Now it is Christmas

Just South of July

Angst among parents

A collective, “Oh my!”

 

So here’s to good tidings

A healthy new year we pray

Happy Chanukah to all

And to all an Oy Vey!

Now, it is my pleasure, if not distinct honor, to be among the first to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day, a ziesen Pesach, and a reflective Memorial Day. And may you be inscribed in the Book of Life -- as well as on Santa's List of who's been good -- for 5773 and beyond!

See you in The Bulletin!

Seth D. Bykofsky, Editor, Webmaster, Tweetmeister & Honorary Scrooge

Write to The Bulletin editor at JCCeditor@aol.com

 

State of The Temple Message, 2011

October 19, 2011

As delivered by Richie Selzer, President, Jewish Community Center of West Hempstead, September 29, 2011.

Rabbi, Cantor, Fellow congregants and those who join us for prayers welcome to the JCC.

 

Taken right from SESAME STREET the word for the day is ACTIVE.

A simple word yet so important.

Active is key. 

We are THE most active synagogue in SOUTHWEST NASSAU.  We have programm...


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YIZKOR APPEAL – YOM KIPPUR 2011

October 10, 2011

As presented by Janna Gabel

             Good Shabbos and good yuntif, Rabbi Vernon, Cantor Rosner, everyone.

            Each year, when I first walk into services on the High Holidays, I’ve just come off a hectic and harried week of cooking, cleaning, and clearing the calendar of errands and appointments.  The pressures of everyday living are still upon me, and it has not yet ...


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A Shaynere, Besere Velt

October 6, 2011

Building A Stronger Jewish Community and A More Beautiful, Better World

By Seth D. Bykofsky

A Shaynere, besere velt. Not just a catchphrase or an ideology of Jewish thought. More than simply the refrain from a folk tune harmonized by a chorus.  Far beyond the storied themes of traditional Jewish support for labor and social justice, universal healthcare, human rights, and the Yiddish language.

For generations, Jews have spoken the words and carried forth the banner, sometimes in epic battl...


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Shofar, So Good!

September 25, 2011

The High Holidays. Already? Seems like just a tower of tayglach ago that we were breaking the fast, and here we are, yet another opening (of the ark), another sho(far). [I’m here all week folks. All you have to do is feed me!]

 

So, as the great circle game begins anew (cue Harry Chapin or The Lion King), here are some ideas on how we, as a congregation, and Jews worldwide (shou...


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The Koach of The Bulletin

September 22, 2011

The Shoah and September 11, 2001-2011

Reflections of a Survivor

By Dr. Solomon Goldman

           The enormous growth of the Holocaust literature, its history, poetry, drama and theology is being augmented by many feature films, documentaries and stage plays.  Serious attempts to treat it humorously, objectionable to some, understandable to others, only prove how deeply affected se...
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A New Year, A New Beginning!

August 21, 2011


As Jews, we often hear the expression, “shver tzu zein a Yid.” Loosely, it’s tough to be a Jew. But what other people, with the exception, perhaps, of the Chinese, have the good fortune to celebrate the new year, not once, but twice. 

Double the pleasure. Double the fun. [Where are those
Doublemint twins?] A time for reflection, resolution, course correction and a fresh start.  New year. New beginning.

Much the same is true for our
JCC of West Hempstead, as we renew and reinvent ourselv...


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The Disappearing Conservative Jews Blues

July 27, 2011
Check out this story on West Hempstead's/Franklin Square's declining population of Conservative Jews, and the impact of changing demographics on our Jewish Community Center of West Hempstead.

Can the trend be reversed? What will be the role of the JCC in this new era? Can we change the dynamics and develop innovative strategies to adapt, survive and thrive?

What the article below fails to mention is that, notwithstanding decreasing numbers among our ranks, the JCC of West Hempstead continues to...

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The View from The Editor's Desktop


Seth D. Bykofsky Editor-in-Chief of The Bulletin, Webmaster, Tweetmeister, Grant Writer, strategic planner, and occasional provocateur (in a good way ;-) at The Jewish Community Center of West Hempstead, brings you highlights from the pages of Bulletins past, viewpoints and opinions on current issues, and the occasional Op-Ed from beyond the pale, all for your consideration, edification and enjoyment. The views expressed in this column are solely those of this writer and the contributors to this blog. You are welcome to share them, and encouraged to express your own in these pages. Chime in anytime at JCCeditor@aol.com.

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